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Reporting from Trump Headquarters, Official Trump Spokespuppy, "Dollar" Trump.
Hi, I'm Dollar,
"Dollar," Official Trump Spokespuppy
Donald Trump loves dogs. In fact, he had me specially made by a secret scientist with his own DNA. Yesterday a reporter asked Mitt Romney what he thought about my owner running for president. Romney said "the water's fine - come on in."
Well, my owner was grossed out by that. He doesn't think the water Mitt Romney swims in is fine at all. He said we swim in a different pool than Mitt Romney. A pool Mitt Romney can't get to because he doesn't have enough money. Our pool is gold. It is filled with chrystal clear, 100% pure, 2.5 million-year-old glacial melt-water we have flown in twice a week.
It is a very nice pool. Today we invited several other Republican billionaires to swim in it with us. I have my own towell.